Things you should never have to text to your Landlord:
"I'm sorry that Knox (my pup) acted like a rapist... At least we know that he likes you!!"
Seriously, I've never met someone who on a daily bases has something embarrassing happen to them quite like me. My dog had his arms wrapped so tightly around his thigh that we couldnt pry him off. And theres my boy... pumping away without a care in the world and a grin on his furry little face.
So embarrassing.
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